I want to bind our bodies together. Intertwine our bones. I want you to devour me. To watch you strip off layers of my flesh and digest. But I know I am not yours.

what am i?

#CANNIBHAALIC   —   I need to feel your flesh in between my teeth. I want to feel your blood drip from my lips.

#USER   —   I urge you, bite me. Sign my death with your teeth. What are you waiting for? Take a bite of my heart.

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TIME mst /mdt :p DISCORD frqs closed. DMs open for friends. DATING maybe. AVAILABLE 6a - 10p mst / 8a - 12p est / 5a - 9p pst

001. Hello!! My name is Joni / Jonesy! You might know me by other names, I am indecisive when it comes to naming myself. I am 18 years old and my birthday is December 11th. I am 5'3'. I am genderfluid / bigender, gay, and aroace. I use it / he / she pronouns, as well as most neopronouns. I ask that you do not use they / them or neutral terms when referring to me. You are free to use feminine or masculine terms on me unless I say otherwise. 002. I am diagnosed with Schizophrenia and BPD. Be cautious when interacting with me! I have a habit of not responding for days or weeks at a time, please do not be alarmed or upset as I do this for my own health. Do not get upset with me for talking to other people and not you, especially if we are not super close friends. When I am in a state where my emotions are crazy, I'd rather talk to people who I trust than a random person who is more likely to be upset that I am showing symptoms of my disorders. Do not try to send me things to purposefully trigger me, it wont work and you will just look like an idiot. I know when people have stupid intentions, telling me stupid shit like "there's people in your walls" makes me giggle and think you are special. 003. Fun Facts about Me! - I have central heterochromia, I am double jointed / hyper mobile, I have asymmetrical ribs (not scoliosis), and I have 7 cats. 2 truths and a lie - I rejected a high-five from Norman Reedus, I've scared off someone breaking into my house, and I've been bitten by a Brown Recluse Spider.
Extra - I can spell and pronounce the longest word in english (Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis)

004. My current interests are - My Hero Academia, Delicious in Dungeon, Invincible, Overwatch, League of Legends, Gravity Falls, The Eltingville Club, Ghosts (UK, US, + DE), Arachnids + Insects, Fish, Marvel (Moon Knight + Spiderman), DanDaDan, Homestuck, Valorant, Fortnite, SEVENTEEN, Victorian / Regency / Edwardian eras, Baldurs Gate 3, Guts & Blackpowder, Insane Clown Posse, Phasmophobia, Borderlands, ENA, Hello Kitty Island Adventure, SCP, Cannibalism, + more! 005. I identify as Non-Human. I am otherkin / therian / a lycanthrope / furry / whatever. I do not care if you don't believe in this stuff or you think its weird, me believing I was a wolf in a past life does not harm you in any way, so it should not matter to you. My theriotypes are wolf obviously and bear, and I have been "awakened" for like years. My kintypes are Doll, Rabbit, Angel, Zombie, Mole, Jellyfish, Nymph, and Elf. My fursona is a Spider-Cat hybrid :3333. Yes!!! I am chronically online!!! How does this effect you at all? There are block buttons for a reason!! 006. I am a yumeshipper / self shipper. To be cringe is to be free. I don't care if you self ship with the same characters as me, just don't come to me and bitch and moan abt us having "doubles", just don't int with me!! I will not stop liking characters because you are annoying and want everything to go your way. <3
Some of my F/Os - Tomura Shigaraki, Mark Grayson / Invincible, Kayn, Jamison Fawkes / Junkrat, Sloan Cameron / Venture, Rakan, Astarion, Lin Lie / Iron Fist,
Amir El Amari / Cypher, Yone, Lavernius Tucker, and
Mateo Armendáriz De la Fuente / Gekko, Chance, 1x1x1x1, 007n7, (+ more). I AM NORMAL I AM SANE!!!

007. BYF - I make kms / kys jokes, I say slurs I can reclaim, i make nsfw jokes, I block freely / don't accept random friend requests. I talk about cannibalism.
DNI - If I have you or your friends blocked, Racist, LGBTphobic, Zionists / Pro-Isreal, Antisemites, Islamophobic, Xenophobic, Anti Neopronouns / Xenogenders, Anti Lesboy, Endo / Tulpa / Non-Traumagenic systems, Trans Racial / Trans Age / Trans Abled, "Femboys" ur transphobic. 008. DNI Pedophiles / MAP / Lolicons / Shotacons, Ageplayers (ddlg, abdl, etc), Proship / Anti-Anti / Neu-ship, Zoophiles, Necrophiles, Paraphiles with any attraction to any listed above (pro / neu / comp / anti c, i dont care, don't interact with me.) Trump / Elon Musk / Whoever supporters (yall r genuinely a cult, drink the kool-aid), anyone who makes jokes about things listed above + rape / sa or incest, Gooners, Self diagnosed Cluster B disorders (BPD, Bipolar, etc) or DiD/OSDD, under 17 or older than 24, Vivziepop anything eeeyuck!! 009. Extra Yes, I am delusional! I experience erotomania and identity delusions, on top of more from my schizophrenia. No, I will not share these delusions with people. After having my delusions public because I believed it was helping me for like years, I realized that it was only making them worse and hurting me more than anything. It is not fun believing that you are not yourself!! I recommend seeking help if you are experiencing delusions as well. They aren't cute and quirky, they aren't good for your health, and feeding into yours or others delusions will only cause more damage. I am getting better, so please do not try to pry and ask about my delusions! :)

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Hiii these are some of my favorite ships!! I do not care if the characters do not interact in canon, I do not care if they aren't canon. They are for fun. :3

overwatch.

I have a lot of overwatch ships. I am a huge multishipper!!My ships: Gency, MercyRat, RoadRat, BoomBox, MoleRat, Moicy, SpaceRocks, SunShrine, MekaMechanic, Somji, AnaHardt, Reaper76, Som.Va, Rock n Roll, BapWeaver, YeeHan, Cashe, High Boom, HackRat, SpiderByte, D.Rat, BunnyRibbit, RibbitMaker.I am SO mentally stable.PLEASE send me some of your fav pairs!!! if its some freak ass ones like pharah / tracer with men or soldier with women or any incest ones i'm blocking your ass.

league.

I don't have that many ships for league, but I am always up to see what others like :3. I love shipping !!!!My ships: RaXayah, TimeBomb, JayVik, LightCannon, Settphelios, CaitVi, EzLux, Neekolee, Kaynkali, SettAhri, Yollia.MeowwwwwAgain, please send some pairs!!!

mha.

I am a freakk idk I dont have unique ships for mha <///3My ships: Spinneraki, Togachaco, KiriBaku, TodoKiri, OjiKami, BakuKami, MiriTama, KamiJirou, KiriTetsu, KiriSero, DabiMagne, BakuDeku, MonoKendo, MiruHawks, MiruYumi, EraserDust, EraserMic, KiriKami, TodoBaku, KamiSero, lowkey DabiHawks growing on me, Shigaraki x me,....sighhh i love my wife tomuraSome of these I also view in a polyam way (ie. kiriserokami, etc)

homestuck.

hometuck this is gonna have stuff like hiveswap and vast error tooMy ships: SolNep, EriKar, EriSol, JohnKat, CronKri, EquiNep, Rufuss, Gagora, DirkJake, ChixBruh, RacNin, HamStro, DisMurrit, Edonru, TalZol, EndByt, me x cronus sighhh.......yeahhomstuck

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Meet me in my best friend room. mwahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah

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Don't mess with my gang.. anw these are my bffs for ever ur stuck with me until i eat you all <3 I love you guys so freaky much!! 𝓭𝓶 𝓶𝓮 if u wanna replace blockhead.